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It is that time of the month again when I join my friends and we bring to you our unique projects from all over the world.  Yes I am talking about the International Bloggers Club.  Last month we started a new theme that involves using the Anniversary years as our guideline.  We featured projects with paper last month and this month we are going to show you ideas with cotton.
I had gone shopping at a Marshall’s and seen this gnome.   And I was going to buy it too since it was so cute.  But then I thought “what sort of self-respecting DIYer am I to buy one when I can make it.”  And since I knew this month we should be working on cotton with the IBC I decided that should be my project.But did I succeed?  You will have to decide.  And so I share with you how to fail miserably at gnome making.
Gnome seen at retail store, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
I was so excited I got my fabric ready and even a piece of plastic to serve as the base or butt of the gnome.  But unfortunately for me, I could not figure out a way  to put the body together with the base.  So after half an hour of frustration and Grey’s Anatomy binge watching, I gave up!

In fact I was so dejected I thought of doing another post all together on how I saved money by buying cheap cotton curtains and making a valance for my kitchen

First attempt at body of gnome, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
But instead something else happened.  While browsing the internet I was bombarded with pumpkins.  And that is when I got the idea!  I said “self, why not make your gnome have a pumpkin body?”  Why not indeed?  And that is how my ​pumpkin  became a gnome.
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What I Used:

The How To:

I wanted to use cotton but since my pumpkin, er, gnome would be a round shape I chose to use cotton jersey which is more elastic than a regular piece of fabric.  Well for the life of me I did not know where to get this so I when I went to Micheal’s to get the beard, I also spotted their gigantic T-shirts in white cotton.  It would be perfect for my project.
white t-shirt, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
Since I didn’t need the whole T-shirt I cut up the back half into a square shape.
rectangle cut from t-shirt, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
I then folded it up twice so I had four sections.
folding the rectangle, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
​Next, I loosely cut out a quarter of a circle.
cutting the cotton fabric, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
A circle, not perfect but for my purposes it didn’t have to be.
circle cut from cotton t-shirt, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
​Using a thick needle and yarn, I sewed a loose stitch all around the edge of the circle.
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stitching the edge of the circle, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
It would be my drawstring.
stitching the edge of the circle, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
drawstring pouch that is to be the body of the gnome, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
The next step was to add the stuffing.  My sweet pup has destroyed quite a few pillows since we got him, and I, being the ever diligent recycler, had saved the stuffing cause you just know it would come in handy!  Lo and behold I needed it for this project.  You will be happy to know that I have since made new pillows and he has not bit them once.  Good boy!
Poly stuffing from previous pillows, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
Stuffed pumpkin shape, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
The hands and feet were both made the same way.  By folding rectangular pieces of fabric, and then sewing the two sides, I had pockets which I then stuffed with poly stuffing.
making the hands and feet of the gnome with velvet fabric, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
​The legs were made longer than the hands. They were sewn onto the bottom of the pumpkin shape.  But by now we should not be thinking of pumpkins, we should definitely see a gnome in all of this!  Right?
sewing the legs onto the body, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
Finally it was time for the hat.  Now I was not going to go out of my way to make a new hat.  Let’s say that by this point I was thoroughly fed up with this project and was not feeling the gnome vibe!What did I do?  I said to myself, “self didn’t your girl buy a new hat the other day?  Maybe she no longer wants that old purple beanie?”  But in order to put the beanie on top of the pumpkin, er gnome, I had to have substance under the hat.  So I came up with this clever solution (because I was feeling less than clever throughout this whole project so far).

Using a piece of cardboard, I twisted it into a cone shape as you can see below.

Twisting a piece of cardboard into a cone shape, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
​I secured the cone inside the drawstring just by placing it inside and pulling the thread tight.  I then added a bunch of more stuffing inside the beanie and placed it on top of the pumpkin body.
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placing the cardboard into the drawstring, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
Here is the embarrassing result so far.
the beanie on top of the pumpkin body, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
​The beard was made using a feather boa.  I folded the boa four times to the length I wanted and sewed the top end together.
feather boa to be used as beard, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
And lastly I made the nose by stuffing 6 cotton balls into a knee high stocking and tying the ends together. I shoved the ends into the drawstring and the nose has stayed put ever since.
cottonballs inside a stocking for nose, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
​This is how it looked yesterday.  Not bad but I was not feeling the gnome vibe.So what did I do?  I said “self, you have already eaten the donkey;  all that is left is the tail now!” That happens to be a Greek expression meaning you might as go all the way since you’ve gotten this far.

And go all the way I did!  I took up crocheting after not having picked up a needle since my teen years.  ​

Gnome with purple beanie, How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
It took me the better part of a day but I persisted and made this little hat for my gnome. You may have seen this yarn in my blanket project from last year. Finally my gnome was complete! And that hat matches the hands and legs and gives it a much more polished look!

If we compare him to the inspiration well, let’s say that my fella gained a few pounds in the process but it’s all hidden behind his massive beard!​

Gnome with crocheted beanie in blue, grey and white colors, #gnomemaking #sewingproject #easycraftidea #crochetedhat #DIYproject #gnomemadefromtshirt How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
​What have I learned from this fiasco?
  • Sometimes it really is better to buy than to DIY?
  • Was I really so cheap that I couldn’t fork over $7?
  • Am I so obsessed with a good challenge that I will risk failure?
  • My pup Tatoo, really chewed into a lot of my pillows, cause I had a lot of stuffing!
  • I bet all of my friends at the IBC had much simpler projects.
  • Some things are better left to the experts?
  • Am I a glutton for punishment?
  • After this project, I’m really starting to hate pumpkin shapes?
  • The world is better off without gnomes?

All that and more, but in the end I actually remembered how to crochet!
Gnome with crocheted beanie in blue, grey and white colors, #gnomemaking #sewingproject #easycraftidea #crochetedhat #DIYproject #gnomemadefromtshirt How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com

​Now as you can see it took me forever to make this gnome and truthfully I actually found a much easier way here.  But that was after I had finished my project.  I hope you enjoyed this post and learn from my mistakes so you don’t have to fail miserably at gnome making.Questions of the day:  Was it really worth all the work I put into it? How does it compare to my inspiration?

And now scroll below to see what my pals from the International Bloggers Club are up to.  If you’d like to see more past challenges click here.

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Gnome with crocheted beanie in blue, grey and white colors, #gnomemaking #sewingproject #easycraftidea #crochetedhat #DIYproject #gnomemadefromtshirt How to Fail Miserably at Gnome Making www.theboondocksblog.com
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Nippon

Tuesday 24th of December 2019

Now, that's what called Perfection. Keep up!!

Michelle Leslie

Monday 22nd of October 2018

I think he's adorable Mary. Your little gnome looks like something you can cuddle up with on a rainy afternoon and just dream about fairies and far away places. And knowing that it was handmade always makes it so much more special. You better save this little guy for your first grandbaby, because he'll be a hit. And no Tatou doesn't qualify ;-) he has pillows to play with.

Mary

Monday 22nd of October 2018

Haha Michelle, you are too funny. Thankfully Tatou has grown out of his pillow grabbing habit. But we like to keep the gnome up high, just in case! ;)

Gail

Monday 22nd of October 2018

I think he's adorable and just perfect, Mary! It's amazing what you can create if you just try!!!

Mary

Monday 22nd of October 2018

Gail this is so true, especially about this project! I was having such a hard time, but I just pushed on through!!

Linda at Mixed Kreations

Monday 22nd of October 2018

I've never tried making a gnome before but I think yours came out adorable! Pumpkin shape and all. Great job on his sock hat as well.

Mary

Monday 22nd of October 2018

Thanks so much Linda. This was my first attempt and the hat was something I crocheted at the last minute, because I like to make my life difficult! ;)

Julie

Monday 22nd of October 2018

I think I love you Mary! You made me laugh so much with this one ! With all your questions at the end I think the answer is probably yes - but where is the fun in that? Your gnome turned out cute, so I guess all's well that ends well.

Mary

Monday 22nd of October 2018

Someone has got to ask the hard questions right Julie? Especially for such a torturous craft! I bet you would have come up with an easier way to do this! :D

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